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Belajar Bahasa Korea yokk..gampang kok ..!!!

-Kurang Ajar = Monyong
-Tidak Lurus = Men Chong
-Pria suka berdandan = Ben Chong
-Tiba-tiba = She Khonyong Khonyong
-Gak Punya Duit = Nao Dhong
-Pengangguran = Nong Krong
-Belanja = Bao Rhong
-Merampok = Cho Long
-Saringan Botol = Choo Rhong
-Kendaraan Berkuda = An Dhong
-Jual Mahal = Gheng Xi Dhong
-Ngelamun = Bae Ngong
-Mulut = Mon Chong
-Sosis = Lap Chong
-Suami dari adiknya Papa = Ku Chong
-Kiss me = Soon Dhong Yang
-Sweet memory = Choo Pang Dhong
-Mobil mogok = Dho Rong Dhong
-Lapangan luas = Park King Lot
-Pantat gatal-gatal = Che Bhok Dhong
-Nasi dibungkus daun pisang: Lon Thong
-Cowok Cakep Kaca Mata: Bae Yong Jun
-Cowok Cakep Rambut Lurus: Jang Dong Gun
-Cowok Cakep Rambut Keriting: Ahn Jung Hwan
-Bagian belakang = Bho Khong
-Masih muda = brondhong
-Pantat gatal = Ga ruk dong
-Telur asin = Ndok A Chin
-Sendok Gede = Cen Thong
-Celana Sobek = Bho Long
-Kepala Botak = Kin Clong
-Lagi Menyanyi = Me Lo Lhong
-Orang Hitam = Goo Shong
-Bibir Ucup = Mo Nyong
-Berbulu = Ge Ran Dhong
-Jongkok Di Pinggir Kali = Be ol Dong

ALIH BAHASA.....

- Wall paper = gubuk berdinding kardus
- Room boy = Anak Rumahan
- Office boy = ANAK KANTORAN !!!
- Hand out = tangan keluar
- French Fries = Orang PERANCIS yang sedang berjemur
- Barber shop = toko peralatan angkat berat
- Black list = Buronon Afrika
- Brotherhood = Saudaranya Robin Hood
- Buloggate = penjaga gerbang kantor Bulog
- Marketer = orang pasar…..
- Outgoing personality = biang gosip, mulut cablak, ember bocor..
- Outlook express = Curi-curi pandang
- Rush hour = Jam yang kecepatan
- Search and Rescue = Siapa cepat dia dapat.
- Self service = egois
- In house training = olahraga didalam rumah, biasanya karena diluar hujan..
- Umbrella Organisation = pabrik payung
- Walk out = Cari angin
- Wall Street = Jalan Buntu
- Word processing = tel-mi
- Yellow pages = kertas pembungkus belanjaan tukang sayur
- Walk in Interview = Wawancara di jalan
- Undercover police = Polisi tidur
- Golden Shake hand = mas kawin
- General manager = Ajudan Jenderal, biasanya berpangkat kopral
- Parent Company = Perusahaan bokap gue
- Background = halaman belakang rumah
- Lip Service = Perawatan bibir
- Understanding = Yang bawah udah berdiri
- Natural gas = Kentut
- Government bonds = Sanak familynya James Bond yang kerja di BUMN
- Teleconversation = Pembicaraan yang bertele-tele
- 4 wheel drive = Kendaraan beroda Empat
- Brain Storm = Geger Otak
- Duty Free = Pengangguran
- Marketing Management = PD Pasar Jaya
- Water Proof = Pawang hujan